Stewart / Colbert 2008

Hey! You've reached another completely useless personal homepage!

This one belongs to:

 Chris Skaryd 
South Park Chris

The owner of this page is a proud endorser of all PepsiCo products.

Well, all except Pepsi One.

Mii Chris

I'm sorry to say that you're not going to find anything interesting here.  (Or updated either...  This stuff is 2 or 3 years old.)  But if you're still interested in learning about me (or just that bored), please read on...

I'm a 50 year-old Cleveland native, currently residing in the Blue Ridge Moutains of North Carolina.

I'm a graduate of St. Raphael's grade school in Bay Village, OH, St. Ignatius high school in Cleveland, OH, the University of Dayton in Dayton, OH (of all places). Yep, I'm a product of 16½ years of Catholic schooling.

When not out and about inflicting my road rage upon the hapless citizens of the fine metropolis, I like to listen and play music, drink a Honeybrown, or have a Pepsi. In my tenure as a resident of this planet, I've picked up the alto saxophone, pounded on the drums, tickled the ivories, plucked a bass guitar, and jammed on a guitar. Mind you, I'm not very good at a one of them, but I enjoy hurting other people ears a lot, so I continue to make "music."

I also like to do a little "creative " writing. In other words, I prefer to vent my frustrations of those around me by using words instead of brute force. While held captive at the University, I worked for the Flyer News, the student newspaper. I wrote a couple articles (I'll post them here eventually), and never failed to tick at least 50 people off with each one.

Back when the web was still just a baby and was not so overpopulated that it took less than a minute to find what you wanted, I started up the very first full-fledged fan page for a band called Helloween. Since then a million more pages have sprung up and lots of them steal from me outright. <grin> But since I borrowed someone else's discography to begin my page, I guess it's alright. (At least I credited my thievery though!) Anyway, my musical tastes have since changed and I don't have as much free time or inclination anymore, but if you'd like to know more about the German hard rock pioneers, Helloween, come with me to Future World. (WARNING: I am NOT a graphic designer.)

Learn to use decent looking fonts in the WinNT Command Prompt and Visual Studio.NET (This was only relevant to Visual Studio 2002 and 2003...)

My résumé is online too!  Hire me!

You can also find me on my current company's webpage:

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